WANTED: Women. Woman-identified women. Drag queens. Drag kings. Transmen. Transwomen. Gender terrorists. Gender benders. Breakdancers. Lithuanian Lesbians. Jugglers. Fire eaters. Booty shaking bisexuals. Rump grinders. Drum lines. Drum circles. Future lovers. My future ex-girlfriend. Cheap dates. Radical fairies. Nice Jewish girls. Houligans. Dykes and divas. Female fags. Heteroflexible persons. Scotch drinkers. Beer swillers. Designated drivers. Roller girls. Dykes. Mawrters. People that bring the DJs drinks. Two beer queers. Belly dancers. When Night is Falling trapeze artists. Tippers of Velvet. Ruby fruits and their jungles. Gaysians. Followers of Irena Klepfitsz. Aggressives. Bios and grrls. Naughty Jewish girls. Butches and/or femmes. Despina of Lesbos. Latin lovers. Tops, bottoms & 'tweeners. All colors, all shapes, all sizes, all flavors, and all ages (over 21, naturally) of queers wanted.